Eden Fantasys sex toy review

Eden Fantasys sex toy review of pocket vibrator.

After I opened the box, my first impression was that jennas-vibe-with-attachments was small, much smaller than it looked like in the picture… hardly bigger than my thumb.  It was like a miniature vibrator, more of a salesmen’s sample… not quite the real thing.  It only had room for one AA battery.  And once I got it all put together and twisted the bottom its “vroom” was miniature too (if that is four out of five… than my Hitachi wanna-be would most likely rate 50 or 60) and to be honest, I need all vrooms I can get.

For straight masturbating, it is useless.  I would rather use my hand.  Putting on all the different little (key word “little”) attachments make very little difference… though I would caution you to make sure that little finger hand looking thing doesn’t have any sharp places.  (It’s pretty amazing how pokey “jelly” can be.)  Bottom line… my fingers work better.  And the Hitachi wanna-be works ten times better.   

Now for the upside… yes, it is very water proof… and yes, it helps in the shower solely for the fact that it gives me a critical two inches of extended reach and when one is contorted into his preferred angle, it is hard to get to exactly the right place.  It also gave one an excuse for only using only one hand to brace oneself against the forces banging ones forehead against the edge of the tub.  I still cannot come in there but with the aid of those four vrooms, I must say the enthusiasm hasn’t been quite so feigned.  It does manage nudge the aging libido enough to make the time in the shower waiting for the water to turn cold pass so much more pleasantly. 

So final assessment is that it is a “foreplay” vibrator rather than the “get the job done” kind of industrial earth mover I seem to require in order to orgasm.  So it is seeing some use… once a week.  In fact, it sits in my toothbrush cup, right next to the shower.  (And it’s so small and so innocent looking, at first glance it could be any sort of personal hygiene device.) 

So while it did not fulfill the fantasized function of orgasms in the shower, it has not ended up in the reject box.

Masturbation

I don’t often masturbate… just two or three times a week… that and my once a week sex with Master is enough to keep me relaxed and happy.  I tend to do it around bed time… the Hitachi is strategically stored within easy reach of my pillow.  I have no rules preventing me from masturbating.  I don’t have to ask… I don’t have to tell about it… and I tend to be a little shy… even circumspect.  If I am buzzing away and I hear his foot upon the stairs… I reflexively turn it off and stick it back where it belongs… I will huddle under the covers and pretend to be asleep.

I don’t know why… perhaps just a sense of privacy or shyness.  I know he likes to see me come… it is a thing he likes.  He often orders me to masturbate while he watches… and it is hard… I have difficulty relaxing… it always takes longer when I feel the weight of his eyes. 

Last night was different… it had been four days… I could definitely feel the need.  And I was working the head of the Hitachi back and forth between my ass and my cunt… back and forth… spurring the level of my excitement higher and higher… and I was so high, so turned on that when I heard his step I did not stop… in fact when he walked into the room I stared at him and smiled… a proud… ‘look at me’ smile. 

And he did look at me… and then walked over to my side of the bed and unzipped his pants and proceeded to feed me his cock… and you know… there is something so satisfying about sucking on something… sucking on it hard and deep as you creep closer and closer to a huge orgasm.  And as usual, with him there, it took longer… and the longer it takes… the bigger it gets… I felt like the top of my head blew off… fuck it was sooo good… soul shaking… mind blowing… a screamer…  This gives a whole new dimension to the proverbial hummer… I definitely was not humming… squalling… gargling… Master seemed to enjoy the sensation.

Hmmm... I wonder if I could bring Master and the Hitachi to my next acupuncture session… I am sure I could find my “happy place” then.