I have a dirty little secret… I am addicted to scratching my ass. Oh, I am discreet. I go into the bathroom. I use toilet paper or a washcloth. I wash my hands afterward. It is all performed in the name of hygiene. But the secret… the secret is that I am totally strung out on the sensation… and I do it way more than is perhaps necessary… because… it… feels… so… fucking… good. It is as good as an orgasm… or depending upon the orgasm… even better… a whole body rush that leaves me with all the warm, tingly after effects of an orgasm.
When I got my wanna be Hitachi (read the cheaper model) they threw in an attachment…
...an overly complicated thing that has a anal bead part as well as a vaginal g-spot/clitoral stimulator. Anytime you have so many things trying to touch so many different places, it never quite met the need in any one of them. But the beady anal part… that was um… intriguing, but the big front part was just distracting. I am still seriously considering getting out a utility knife and cutting off those big irritating for the pussy parts that kept getting in the way.
So when Eden Fantasies approached me with their sex toys for links in your blog offer… I was shamelessly eager to the “let me look at your anal toy selection”. I think I actually used the words “drool over anal toys” and then reconsidered and chose some different perhaps more tasteful words.
There was this classic shape…
...much like those very expensive solid stainless steel plugs that all the cool girls have. And I seriously entertained the thought. I so wanted to be like the cool girls, even if I was reluctant to spend that amount of money for something I might end up regretting purchasing. And I wanted something more… something that could perhaps scratch that itch… if you get my drift… I wanted something that had a little more texture… more bumps… so I finally chose this. It was not easy to make my mind up… so many anal bead options.
I eventually chose the Love Pacifier x 10 beads.
Master found the box in the mail and he was the one that opened it up. He laughed at me… in a not so nice way. My face turned red… red… red.
Hmm… if anyone has any questions or ideas… things you want me to do or try? I will report soon about if it really does scratch that itch.